cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

trashholmes:

if you ever meet someone who walks like john watson never let them go

image

sextective:

john + outfits

requested by sherleg

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

bennyslegs:

more Sherlock and John laughing and solving cases together less Sherlock and John miserable away from each other thanks

sherlvckhomo:

John and Sherlock cuddling naked after sex. Sherlock sprawled across John’s chest listening to his heartbeat and skimming his fingers across his bullet scar while John cards his fingers gently through Sherlock’s curls (◡‿◡✿)

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

evilqueenreginamills:

tinalikesbutts:

So like go ahead and hate on Justin Bieber all you want. He’s an asshole, he kinda deserves it. But stop calling him a girl.

My gender is not an insult.

I don’t care about Justin Bieber. But this is important: MY GENDER IS NOT AN INSULT. This. This. This. This so much.

22 years ago